THE BIG PICTURE
Trump's Iran war is stalling, his poll numbers are cratering into Nixon-resignation territory, and the administration is hemorrhaging Cabinet members while his own son profits off prediction markets tied to the chaos.
Meanwhile, the DOJ watchdog opened a formal probe into the Epstein cover-up, Kash Patel used the FBI to investigate a reporter who wrote about his girlfriend, Republicans rammed through $140 billion in ICE funding in the middle of the night — and a U.S. special forces soldier was arrested for allegedly making $400k on Polymarket after betting on classified knowledge, the clearest proof yet that this administration has turned national security into a casino.
KEY DEVELOPMENTS
1. Kash Patel Turned the FBI Into His Personal Revenge Machine
This is the story of the day. The New York Times is reporting that the FBI opened an investigation into one of its own journalists after she wrote a piece about the security arrangements surrounding FBI Director Kash Patel's girlfriend (The Guardian US). When Fox News's Sean Hannity — Fox News — asked Patel directly whether he used the bureau to intimidate a reporter, Patel flipped out on camera (Huffington Post News). Making it worse: Patel's defamation lawsuit against The Atlantic, filed over reporting that he drinks too much, has backfired spectacularly — new sources have now come forward with additional allegations since the suit was filed (The Daily Beast). His former high school hockey players are going on record to say they no longer recognize him (The Daily Beast). The man is radioactive and he's the director of the FBI.
2. Trump's Iran War Is a Racket — Literally
The Strait of Hormuz standoff escalated again on Thursday: Iran seized two container ships, the US military seized an Iranian tanker, and Trump went in front of cameras to claim the US has "total control" of the strait (The Guardian US). The Pentagon is privately briefing that mine clearance could take six months. Trump told reporters he's still "on schedule" because he took "a break" (The New Republic). While all of this unfolds, Donald Trump Jr.'s prediction market company Polymarket has facilitated hundreds of millions of dollars in bets on whether there will be a ceasefire (The Daily Beast). A soldier who participated in the Maduro raid has been arrested and charged with making over $400,000 in insider bets on Polymarket about that mission (The Guardian US). The administration has created a war that functions as a casino, and the house is the Trump family.
3. Epstein Cover-Up Gets a Federal Watchdog — and a Maxwell Pardon Is on the Table
The DOJ's inspector general has formally opened an audit into the department's handling of the Epstein Files Transparency Act, after releases were marred by missed deadlines, excessive redactions, and leaked victim information (The Guardian US). A separate watchdog probe is examining whether DOJ actively hid documents about Trump's relationship with Epstein (The Daily Beast). In Congress, a top Republican has now confirmed that lawmakers are actively discussing a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell, framing it as a way to get her to cooperate with the Epstein investigation (The Daily Beast). Howard Lutnick, caught in his own Epstein friendship lie, spent Thursday on television unable to explain his ties to the convicted sex trafficker (The New Republic).
4. Senate Republicans Funded ICE in the Middle of the Night
While most of America slept, Senate Republicans used budget reconciliation to bypass Democrats and advance a $140 billion plan to fund ICE and Customs and Border Protection (The Guardian US). The reconciliation maneuver — the same procedural tool used for major legislation — cleared 50-48, with zero Democratic votes (The New Republic). DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin celebrated by going on television and calling Chuck Schumer a "lying scumbag" (Huffington Post News). This is $140 billion for enforcement machinery while Social Security offices are in "customer service chaos" due to Trump cuts, per a new Elizabeth Warren report (The Guardian US).
5. The Polls Are Hitting Nixon Territory — and Fox News Confirmed It
A new Fox News poll shows Trump underwater on nearly every major issue, with a growing number of Americans questioning his mental soundness (The Daily Beast). A separate poll cited by HuffPost has support for Trump's impeachment reaching what one pollster called "Nixon resignation territory" — and flagged the numbers as "unusual" (Huffington Post News). A new AP-NORC poll finds that the key groups that helped elect Trump — including Hispanics and MAGA-adjacent voters — are now deeply unhappy with his performance (AP Politics). Trump's former national security adviser described the administration's foreign policy as "incoherent" (The Daily Beast). Susie Wiles is now demanding that Cabinet advisers focus on the midterms instead of traveling, an implicit acknowledgment that panic has set in (The New Republic).
6. A Special Forces Soldier Turned a Classified Mission Into a $400,000 Bet
Master Sgt. Gannon Ken Van Dyke, an active-duty soldier stationed at Fort Bragg, was arrested and charged Thursday for allegedly using his advance knowledge of Operation Absolute Resolve — the covert raid that captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro — to place a series of bets on Polymarket, netting more than $400,000 in profits (CNN). Van Dyke allegedly made 13 wagers between December 27 and January 2, the last placed hours before the overnight capture, then moved the winnings through a foreign cryptocurrency vault in what prosecutors called an attempt to conceal their origin. He faces five criminal charges including theft and misuse of classified government information. Polymarket, whose CEO once called insider-driven trades "super cool," said it referred the matter to DOJ after flagging the account. Don Jr.'s company facilitated hundreds of millions in bets on the same platform. The family casino is fully operational.
TODAY’S QUESTION
THINGS TO WATCH
The Trump family is monetizing the chaos in real time. The Polymarket/Don Jr. angle, Eric Trump's Pentagon contract, and Barron's business launch all landed in the same news cycle. This is no longer anecdotal — it's a governing philosophy. Watch for more.
Kash Patel is becoming a liability even for MAGA allies. His lawsuit, the FBI-reporter story, former teammates going on record, and now Hannity pressing him in public — the defenses are eroding. This is worth watching as a stress test for how far the MAGA ecosystem will go to protect one of its own.
The Epstein probe is getting institutional traction it didn't have before. A formal DOJ watchdog audit, a congressional Maxwell pardon discussion, and the Gates Foundation reviewing its own ties all in the same week signals that this story is moving from tabloid to consequential. The cover-up argument is gaining ground.
Republican fractures are widening but not breaking. Rand Paul was the only Republican to join Democrats on a war powers vote (Huffington Post News). Thom Tillis is preparing to block another Trump attorney general nominee (The New Republic). These are not yet rebellions — but they are data points. Worth tracking heading into reconciliation votes.
Courts are holding on trans care. A federal judge struck down the Trump administration's ban on gender-affirming care for minors (The Guardian US). Combined with sustained legal pressure, this is one of the clearest examples of the courts functioning as a check.
👀 KEPT OUT OF YOUR FEED
What the algorithm buried:
Jimmy Kimmel gave Trump the WHCD roast he's too much of a coward to sit through in person — nine brutal minutes covering Epstein, Iran, and Melania finally learning her husband's name.
Stephen Colbert explained why Trump is fleeing the WHCD dinner early — and it has everything to do with a Jeffrey Epstein birthday card and a very incriminating signature.
Kash Patel lost it on live TV when even Sean Hannity asked if he sicced the FBI on a reporter who wrote about his girlfriend.
Eric Trump went on Fox Business to brag about the $24 million Pentagon contract his company just landed — while his dad runs the Pentagon.
Barron Trump tried to launch a yerba mate brand — and the internet had some thoughts about a Trump cashing in on South American culture
The man who spent four years screaming about "Sleepy Joe" just fell asleep on live TV — mid-health care announcement, suited Cabinet members standing right behind him.
Trump's Gold Card visa scheme is flopping so hard even Howard Lutnick had to admit it under oath.
The DOJ just told 384 naturalized Americans their citizenship is on the chopping block — and that's just the opening bid.
The DOJ was literally founded to fight the Klan. Now it's siding with them against the group that helped destroy the modern Klan — and the Trump administration is calling it justice.
A House Republican hasn't cast a vote since March 5 — and even his own colleagues can't get him on the phone.
Trump just did something cannabis advocates have been begging for for decades — and yes, we're as surprised as you are.
NOTICE POLLING
Yesterday we asked, Do you think Tucker Carlson is positioning himself to run for president one day?
57% of you said NO — 43% said YES:
“He is saying a lot of the right things to catch the fracturing recently departed maga loyalists. There really is no Democrat right now that wants to lead. Many Dems see him as a viable option especially now that he has been enlightened about the orange one. If he can build a good team, he has a shot. He might have to run as a democrat; trump has turned the GOP into the OP-!!”
- a15anaya
“If he runs, he won’t stand a chance…the stink is permanent.”
- urthboundmystic“I think he's jumping ship because he sees trump losing popularity. I don't think he's sorry at all just looking out for himself. Do not trust him ”
- pat
“Being honest and admitting Trump is a turd cost him his support from the right. The left wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole.”
- helenaklm
“The far right has incredible trust issues for any of their candidates. The hypocrisy, the disregard for the Constitution will haunt them for some time. For Carlson to run in that atmosphere would only put him in a defensive position and that is not his forte.”
- jmacs53
“Whaaat? Does he SERIOUSLY think he has the credibility?... What am I saying? Trump got elected....🙄 So, GREAT, one MORE buffoon to murk the presidential pool of candidates at a future date!”
- michaelhogshooter
“His motives are self-serving. I don't think he has had his coming to Jesus moment one bit.”
- lorifabritius
“I hope he's not counting on my vote” - AMEN!
- capthonb3
Until next time,
