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Good morning and happy Wednesday! Not only did Trump flee Air Force One in a catering cart, but we’re now learning he put his own staff — including Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller — in potential harm’s way, as they unknowingly flew on the decoy plane. All in a day’s work. Here’s what’s on tap today:
Democratic socialist Francesca Hong loses primary in razor-tight race
The wave is still real: Peggy Flanagan sweeps her primary on an anti-ICE platform
Trump is still plotting to take over the midterms
ICE is buying electric shock gloves — on a no-bid contract
And: MAGA is being very normal about AOC freezing her eggs
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Francesca Hong lost the Wisconsin Democratic gubernatorial primary by a hair — roughly 2,600 votes out of over 700,000 votes cast — in a gut punch for progressives.
Hong was favored to win — ahead in polls by 22 points as recently as last week — but the story isn't over. A democratic socialist coming within a few thousand votes of the Democratic nomination for Wisconsin governor, against a candidate backed by the outgoing governor and the full establishment, is itself a proof of concept. The race moved the Overton window.
And she it without AOC. She did it without Bernie. Both withheld their endorsements from Hong's campaign.
“She got clobbered by the national media, didn’t respond as deftly as Abdul and didn’t have time to build a counter-narrative,” Cenk Uygur, the Young Turks founder, told Politico. “The negative publicity of the last two weeks seems to have taken its toll.”
Hong addressed supporters Tuesday night while ballots were still being counted. "The fight continues no matter what," she told the crowd.
2. Peggy Flanagan sweeps Minnesota Senate primary on an anti-ICE platform — the wave is still real
Peggy Flanagan, Minnesota's lieutenant governor, defeated Congresswoman Angie Craig in Tuesday's Democratic Senate primary, and this one wasn't close.
The race was defined by immigration — specifically, the Trump administration's winter ICE surge in Minnesota, which left two residents dead. Flanagan ran as an unapologetic progressive against a moderate incumbent, in a state that has now become a case study in what happens when the Democratic Party stops triangulating and starts fighting.
This is the latest in a string of progressive primary victories over moderates, a pattern that is no longer an anomaly — it is the trend. Flanagan now faces the general election. The anti-establishment wave the party establishment keeps hoping will crest, has not crested.
3. Trump used his OWN STAFF as human shields during his catering cart great escape
The story that broke Monday night keeps getting worse. While Trump was smuggled out of Air Force One in a catering cart, his journalists and White House staffers flew on the decoy Air Force One — unknowingly.
Facing a credible Iranian assassination threat, Trump was quietly rolled off the plane in a catering cart and flew to England on a third military aircraft — while reporters and some staff stayed aboard, told nothing, serving as decoys.
The journalists we’re not surprised about. But Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller were on the decoy flight that Trump himself called “probably dangerous.”
The man who spent years calling other politicians weak used the people who work for him as bait — without telling them — so he could slip out the back.
Trump had already raised suspicions when he announced a last-minute switch away from the Qatar-gifted Boeing. Now we know why: a covert Secret Service operation was already in motion, and the staffers boarding Air Force One had no idea they were the decoy.
Are you surprised Trump left Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller on the decoy plane?
4. Trump is still plotting to take over the midterms — and a MAGA host put an idea in his head
A MAGA media figure pitched Trump on using a national emergency declaration to intervene in the November midterm elections, and Trump is reportedly entertaining it.
This lands the same week a federal judge in Boston expanded her earlier ruling to fully block Trump's executive order directing the Postal Service to restrict mail-in voting — a ruling that now covers the whole country, not just the 23 Democratic-led states from her June order.
And the DOJ's Office of Legal Counsel separately argued this week that Trump has the right to assert executive privilege over private conversations with advisers and citizens. The infrastructure of a stolen election doesn't build itself all at once.
5. ICE is buying electric shock gloves — on a no-bid contract
The Department of Homeland Security announced Monday that ICE will spend between $10 million and $20 million on devices called the G.L.O.V.E. — Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter — gloves that deliver painful electric shocks.
Surprise: the contract will be awarded on a no-bid basis, which, given the recent track record, likely means Trump or someone around him is benefitting.
This is happening while more than 60 congressional Democrats, led by Senators Elizabeth Warren, Tammy Duckworth, and Richard Blumenthal, are demanding an investigation into ICE and the Pentagon collaborating to detain and deport military spouses, veterans, and their families — while military recruiters are still promising those same families immigration protections. The administration is simultaneously promising to protect military families and planning to quite literally electrocute the ones it already caught.
KEPT OUT OF YOUR FEED
What the algorithm buried:
This link was broken yesterday, now fixed: Trump added a new slur for Democrats to his repertoire and had to explain it mid-sentence
MAGA is having a full meltdown over AOC freeing her eggs — and she called it in advance
Jimmy Fallon compared Todd Blanche's new AG gig to a job even Taylor Farms wouldn't advertise
Trump is humilaited again as a notorious MAGA nut he backed lost his race
Luigi Mangione attended his last pre-trial hearing before his state murder trial starts next month — and the media is already being kept out
Maddow says Republicans got something very wrong about Black voters after gutting the Voting Rights Act
The White House's Rapid Response team just attacked a CNN war correspondent with a twisted insult
Nicolle Wallace caught the one president Trump can't stop mentioning — and it's not a good sign
Karoline Leavitt went on Fox News and said America is more affordable now — Trump's approval on that exact issue is 43 points underwater
Trump is pushing the DOJ to revive his failed reflecting pool case
Sean Duffy's son-in-law just won a House primary by plastering his father-in-law's face everywhere in the final stretch.
The U.S. just canceled 175,000 visas — four times faster than Biden ever did
The GOP senator who confirmed RFK Jr. is now calling Trump's MMR vaccine order "so wrong"
NOTICE POLLING
Yesterday we asked, Do you support getting PAC money out of elections altgoether?
97% OF YOU SAID YES:
“Our elections are supposed to be FREE and FAIR. PAC money interferes.”
- dfbunnies
“Anonymous people forming groups to buy elections. What could go wrong?”
- helenaklm
“Let's give the power of elections back to the people, not the corporations and elites that think they can run the country just because they have money.”
- annaflorin99
“I believe that the multiple Supreme Court rulings that led to allowing the vast amounts of money to be given to political campaigns should be ended. Studies have shown that money from PACs and other large donors tend to go to Republicans. I think that what should happens if Democrats regain control of the White House and Congress is to expand the Supreme Court to 13 Justices, who will have term limits and age limits, then reconsider all political contributions cases: It's the best thing to level the playing ground!”
- cdmalin
“THIS is why people think the system is rigged...IT IS! Bernie's right! They're rigging the contests by making the matches they want. "This guy can't beat that person in a runoff, but he stands a real chance against this one." Then they throw the money toward that end. IT'S AN INVESTMENT TO THEM. This is how they're doing it. GET THE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS.”
- michaelhogshooter
“Overturn Citizens United, too!”
- lawolanskyj
That’s all for today — thank you so much for reading. We will see you tomorrow. And if you know someone who might enjoy this newsletter, please share it with them!
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